Monday, March 26, 2012

Of calves, buckies, and bulls...

     A felicitous day to all who happen to examine  this writing! In response to John Branyan, celebrated comic,  we shall now endeavor to complete yon post, entirely in Olde English.
     First, I would care to mention to all the births into cow-dom, since we last posted. Jemmima beget a pied-faced heifer to whom we have now assigned the title High Rhulain, and to Lego was born a calf, in colour liken to that of a raven entirely, in name, Annie. Reed was birthed by Eve, and there exists also a calf of unknown color, although it is known to be of the female species, and the offspring of Maggie.
     Secondly, when I awakened from my slumber and gazed out mine glass enclosed portal, what to my wondering eyes should appear? But a fully grown, male, bovine! But he fed not on the grass in his enclosure, but stood pompously in the trench which traverses alongside yon road! Hurriedly, I summoned my father, telling him of the awful deed, which had been executed by this fiendish bullock. He swiftly gathered to himself a vast pile of alfalfa, with which he lured the wayward livestock into his proper enclosure.
     Lastly, we have commenced training on Corriam. We must first teach him to follow compliantly on halter made of rope, then we shall take him, with aforesaid item, in he manner for which way it was intended to be worn, to meadows verdant with edible foliage of diverse nature.

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